The one for the scroll
Made to sit behind text and be half-ignored, which it does beautifully.
None of those buttons do anything. There is no channel, no playlist, and no algorithm to feed. This page exists because the video existed and had nowhere to live.
About this video, at length, for no reason
A background clip for a web page. It is 8s long, has no sound, and was generated rather than filmed. On this site it sits behind text as moving texture, where approximately nobody looks directly at it.
Watch pages are usually built to keep you watching: autoplay the next one, count the view, sell the pre-roll. This one has a player, a description and a link onward, because those are the parts that are actually useful. The rest of the format is machinery for a business model we don't have.
The structured data on this page is real, though — VideoObject schema with a duration, a thumbnail and a content URL, which is what makes a video eligible to appear in search with a preview. Satire is not an excuse for invalid markup.
Want this done on your site?
Tell me what's going on. You'll get a straight answer, including if that answer is that you don't need me.