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Orphans

Hey waddup — this is good SEO.

This page is worthless. It just makes an issue in Semrush go away.

A page nobody links to is an orphan. Crawlers find it late, or never. The fix is one internal link from somewhere real, so this is somewhere real. Barely.

It has since become the whole sitemap. Turns out the useless page is the useful one, which happens more often than SEO people admit.

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