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Do I need an SEO agency?

Yes. You should hire me to be your SEO agency.

LONG HAIR ERA ARTIST’S IMPRESSION · NOT TO SCALE
Years in search15
Clicks across managed sites, YoY+85%
Agencies who quietly use me30+
Manual penalties, ever0
Upper body strengthallegedly immense
Sales calls required to get a price0

The cool things about me, as requested

  • I have done this for fifteen years and have never had a site penalised. Not a client's, not my own.
  • Across the sites I manage, clicks are up 85% year over year, and up another 15% through two Google spam updates.
  • More than 30 agencies resell my work under their own names. You may have already read a report I wrote.
  • Before this I ran reputation for 150+ locations across 8 national brands and put Business Profile calls up 99% in a year.
  • I publish the strategy, the losses, and a page about a dog psychic. None of that is normal and all of it is on purpose.
  • I answer my own phone. It is the same number at the bottom of every page.
  • I am extremely muscular. This is the only claim on this website without a screenshot attached.

Now the honest version

You might not need an agency at all. There's a whole post arguing against hiring anyone, and I meant it. If your close rate is the problem, or your phone doesn't get answered, or you have no reviews, SEO is the wrong purchase this quarter.

The fastest way to find out is free: send me the URL and I'll record five minutes telling you whether it's worth paying me. Sometimes the answer is no, and I'd rather say it before you pay than after.

Call (502) 963-7305 See what it costs

Want this done on your site?

Tell me what's going on. You'll get a straight answer, including if that answer is that you don't need me.

Goes straight to me, not a sequence. Usually same-day reply. Prefer the phone? (502) 963-7305