/seesaw/

Here is me on a seesaw 20 years ago with a guy who has an important job now.

Two young men crouched on a small playground seesaw at night, laughing.
Undated. Nighttime. A playground. Neither of us had a LinkedIn yet.

There is no call to action on this page. You found it, which means you either read the whole footer or you went looking through the orphans, and either way you are the kind of person I would probably get along with.

If you would like a website that is better than this page, that part I can actually help with. Back to the real site.

That's it. That's the page. One photograph of me on a seesaw about twenty years ago, with no call to action, no form, and nothing to sell.

Why it exists

Every page on a marketing site is usually built to do a job: rank for something, capture something, convince somebody. This one isn't. It's here because a website run by a real person should have at least one page that exists for no commercial reason at all.

It's also a small honesty test. If a site has a hundred pages and every single one is trying to sell you something, that tells you what it is. This one is a photo of a kid on a seesaw.

If you came here from the orphans page, that's where every strange corner of this site is listed. If you'd rather see something useful: I'll record a free five-minute audit of your site.

You've wandered off the marketing part of the site. Good.

There is a dog psychic, four games, an AI record label with 121 tracks, and a page that is just a photo of me on a seesaw.

Here for the actual marketing? That's over here.

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