/seesaw/
Here is me on a seesaw 20 years ago with a guy who has an important job now.
There is no call to action on this page. You found it, which means you either read the whole footer or you went looking through the orphans, and either way you are the kind of person I would probably get along with.
If you would like a website that is better than this page, that part I can actually help with. Back to the real site.