THIS IS A TEST.
You’re on homepage B. Homepage A sells SEO. Homepage B sells nothing. It’s just the games, the music, the dog psychic and the apocalypse. We are testing which one makes you call. We already know the answer.
Homepage AMarketingProof, prices, a contact form. Responsible.
Homepage BYou are hereA yeti, a dumpster fire and a psychic dog.
WinnerObviously BStatistically meaningless. Spiritually correct.
no marketing here.
Six games, twenty records, nine pointless videos, a psychic dog and the end of the world. Built by the same guy who does the SEO, on company time.
Games.
Browser games. No download, no account, no point.
Mud MountainFour rigs, one mountain, no pavement. Two buttons is the whole game.
Russell RidgeSnowboard downhill. A yeti is coming.
Mummy's Pumpkin PartyWake the mummy, build a chainsaw, throw a pumpkin.
Put It OutThe Dumpster Fire Simulator. It's always a dumpster fire.
Demo DerbyPick a room. Destroy everything in it.
Hang In ThereShe's been hanging there for three days. Tickle her. She's fine.
ezRAREcords.
An AI record label. 20 records, 121 tracks, five artists who do not exist. Tap a cover, hit play.
Nine videos with no purpose.
Soundless. Generated. Each one has its own page and perfect schema markup. The buttons don’t work.
The one with the elevator
The one where nothing is explained
The one that cost nothing
The one with the thing in it
The one we almost cut
The one that loops
The one for the scroll
The one with the watermark
The last oneRabbit holes.
Pages that exist for no commercial reason whatsoever.
The AI apocalypseScroll until the machines win. Then keep scrolling into the void.PawNowLive dog psychic readings. $79 a minute. The dog already knows.SeesawA photograph of two people on a seesaw. That is the whole page.The query universeEvery search this site shows up for, as a galaxy you can spin.The orphanageEvery page on the site on one screen, including the pointless ones.You scanned this siteFor the bots looking for .env files. There's nothing here.