The saddest part of AI.
I don't get to make great decks anymore.
This slide explained why language models cite some pages and not others, using a pizza, a signifier, and the question "why wasn't he as good as LeBron?"
It made the point: break language down the way the robots do, and they'll quote you more often.
Now a model builds the deck in forty seconds and it's fine. Clean. Correct. Nobody remembers it.
The work didn't get worse. The weird got optimized out. I'm keeping the pizza.
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