SEO is dead.
Nobody cares about sending 200% more clicks to their website from organic search anymore. Nobody. ☕🐸
Thanks for clicking. Clearly you don't care about SEO either, since it's dead.
Anyway, if you're looking for the secret sauce behind a dead channel doing +193% clicks and +192% impressions year over year:
- Update meta titles to include broad-match category keywords
- Optimize product descriptions
- Improve site health and page speed
- Build local citations
That's it. No proprietary framework. No AI visibility score. Average position went from 22.8 to 10.
Very dead. Please don't look at the prices.
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